Tomatoes are the Root of all Evil
I say tomato, you say tomatoe, these guys say that tomatos are the devil’s seed. Why? Because they are red and so is the evil one. Their slogan is “Tomatoes are Evil” which just about says it all. They claim that even swallowing a cherry tomato by accident will place your soul in jeopardy. Be warned. Spread the word.
In addition to spreading the warning about the demonic nature of Tomatoes, these guys also have some tasty tomato-less recipes for pasta, pizza and other meals.
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes ! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
